What is better than bacon?

 I am channeling bacon just for Mama Kat - now before I have said - I HATE BACON!!!!

But, we all knew I was lying.

So here are the Top Ten Ways BACON is AWESOME:

10) Why else would you buy syrup?  Bacon is for dipping in syrup.  Duh!
9) Carbonara - I love carbonara.  I mean bacon and parm?  What is not to love?
8) This is Why you are FAT tried to deter me, but ummmm, bacon caramel popcorn?

delicious

7) Bacon Lettuce and Tomato Sandwiches...nuff said.
6) Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary's - who knew you could get bacon vodka?  This gal.

5) Bacon Manhatten - I loved these at the now defunct Town Talk Diner - boozy goodness.
4) I need something to love besides Sriracha - bacon is that love.
3) So yes, the house smells after you make bacon, but it is not so bad if you do it in the oven.  My hubby was kind enough to buy me racks last fall to put on cookie sheets and cook bacon.  THAT is love.  Of bacon...
2) Costco - if you go, you know.
1) This video:



Go ahead - make a little bacon tonight - I dare you.

Ohhhh. Nom. Nom. Nom. I would eat you all up!

Sometimes I gaze at "This is Why you are FAT!" just to be grossed out and not want to eat.

This time...it did not work.

Bacon Carmel Popcorn? 

Umm, even sounds good to me and we all KNOW how I feel about bacon.

I HATE BACON!!!

Okay, now that you want to string me up by my toenails, let me explain.

I love to EAT bacon, I hate the smell in the house after it is gone.
I love carmelized onions on a steak - I HATE the smell on my hands for three days or more.
I ADORE any kind of fish - but if the house smells after my hubby fries up some Walleye.

EWW GROSS!!

and that is why I tell you now that I will NEVER, EVER, EVER, ever in a million years, love you if you smell like a three day old Whopper.

If you must, it is only $3.99