So on my way home I stopped for a few groceries...I chatted up the checkout lady about shoplifters at the holiday's after I heard her talking to a co-worker. We laughed about how obvious some are and I started out the door.
A nice looking tall gentleman was ringing the Salvation Army bell and I had won $9 in the lottery so I put in a buck and told him why...He looked at me and said, "Cool, Merry Christmas!"
I walked out of the store and there was a car running right in front of mine.
I saw its lights and it was a huge white SUV- no missing it. I just thought,
"Hmmmm."
Loaded up the groceries.
Took my cart to the cart corral.
Began to walk back and get into my car...
The guy in the SUV POPS OUT just as I get to my car door!
You just HIT MY CAR!!!
Uhh, HOW?
I JUST FELT IT!!!
Ummm, my car isn't even on. What are you talking about...
LOOK - YOUR CAR IS TOUCHING MINE!
okay you see where this is going? the DORK backed into me and waited for me to come out, but was too stupid to wait until I ACTUALLY GOT IN THE CAR before he accused me of hitting his.
He began to take pictures with his iPhone.
So I did too with my camera.
He wouldn't move his car - so I didn't move mine.
He called the cops and I called my husband.
The cop came - listened to both stories - told the guy to move his car - saw NO damage and told him THAT is what was going in the report.
NO DAMAGE!
WASTE OF HIS TIME! (exact words of the cop, "...waste of time." and "most people would have just looked for damage and left.")
After cop said that MORON actually said, "Well, I have to wash it to see if there is damage." and the cop said, "Well, I am putting in my report there is NO damage." HA!
Excuse me but I am now swearing on my blog:
ASSHOLE in the SUV - I hope your DICK shrivels up and falls off!
You may now resume your regularly scheduled reading of Mommy's Nest Thursday...
I will be better. I now have my glass of wine and my Boo Boo La La snuggled up after her bath.
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