It is times like these I wish I were unemployed

I have a big problem with not being able to sleep.

Now, some might think it is the fault of the baby - but this started happening to me long before sweet Boo Boo La La was born. What happens is:

1. I go to sleep and fall asleep fairly quickly
2. I wake up for NO apparent reason
3. I lay there trying not to think
4. I get up to go potty
5. I hope that soon I will just fall back asleep
6. I get up for more water
7. I lay there another ten minutes
8. I go downstairs and if the kids are at Robin's throw in some laundry - may as well get something done...
9. I watch some late night infomercials
10. I go down and turn on the computer and check Facebook, LinkedIn, my blog, other blogs...
11. It is now time to get up - so, I just take a shower

*sigh*
Now for a funny story - Imagine a family of five driving home with their newest addition in the back of the Aviator in a box marked "Family Member Inside".
J: So what do we name him.
M: NOT TWIX
S: AWWW, come on! You named LUCKY and Jake named Quattro.
M: VETO! How about Jellybean or Bean?
S & J: Ahh, LAME.
T: What about VIRGIL???
BOO BOO: VURRRGL....
S, J, M: NO!
hmmmm. long pauses....what do we name him?
T: I got it! Rufus!
J: Hey - pretty cool.
S: I had a pink stuffed dog named Rufus.
M: I had a REAL dog named Rufus...
T: Hell-OOOO, I was joking!
J: How do you spell Rufus?
Boo Boo: Roofis!!! hee hee
T, M: R-U-F-U-S
S: Let's spell it R-O-O-F-I-S! -
J: YEAH!
M: Da roof, da roof, da Roofis on Fire!
S, J, Boo Boo: *groan*

Ta - Da! We are weird, but that's okay.