Why didn't I un-Friend you first?

There is a woman I used to know. I have not spoken to her in years. Every time I spoke to her it was drama. She called or texted me to share some perceived slight or wrong-doing by others to her. It was 

EXHAUSTING!

So I was ignoring her. 

About a month or so ago? She texted me asking if I knew some stupid piece of information about her and her spouse. 

I did not. 

Then she kept texting me saying it was IMPORTANT if I knew to tell her because she now knows this "friend" of ours has been lying about her and others (only one person on her list I knew, the others I never even heard of...) and she is no longer friends with said "friend".

I told her I didn't know anything about it, and to kindly leave me out of her drama. 

OH SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 

Fast forward. 

She apparently then went digging - the puddle of friends we share is about six people, some of whom I have not seen in years either. So digging or making shit up in her mind, whichever. 

She texted me that she "heard" I have been lying about her for YEARS and that she is now un-Friending me on Facebook since apparently, I am not her friend. 

(Which, really, I am not. She is someone I used to know.) 

Whuck? The only time her name has been in my mouth has been to say I have not spoken to her in years. 

But now I wish I had un-Friended her one of the times I have thought about it since the last time we spoke. (The FUNNIER part is that she remains friends on Facebook with my husband. lol) 

The end.