Well it is the start of a long weekend, and it has been too long since I posted...so I am stealing an idea from
My Dear Doctor of Primate-ology.
I do not watch Top Chef for men who proclaim that they are gay, but I secretly think has two kids and a wife in Omaha, NE. He just felt he was such a terrible chef he needed a "hook".
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I do not watch Top Chef for old prostitutes who decided to go in the kitchen when they couldn't bring home the bacon on the streets any longer...
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I DEFINITELY do not watch Top Chef for douchebags....
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Or men who talk about their balls constantly...
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I do watch it for jolly elves who make tasty looking dishes...
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And HOT chefs who work for gods, like Erik Ripert.
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Oh AND the food...the yummy food
...(Jennifer cooked this one...I want to make it!)
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And DUH! I mean, come ON...Tom is totally hot! And Padma is not your be-yotch, bitch!
1 comment:
I'm SO glad that someone else hates the douchebag as much as I do- ugh!
He's so gross- if he wins like Josea the douchbag from last season did, I can't watch anymore.
I love how he took credit for their team dish this week, even though he doesn't have an original idea in his hair gel-coated pea brain.
He looks like the kind of guy who likes to roofie sorority girls at sports bars.
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