I do not watch Top Chef for men who proclaim that they are gay, but I secretly think has two kids and a wife in Omaha, NE. He just felt he was such a terrible chef he needed a "hook".
I do not watch Top Chef for old prostitutes who decided to go in the kitchen when they couldn't bring home the bacon on the streets any longer...
I DEFINITELY do not watch Top Chef for douchebags....
Or men who talk about their balls constantly...
I do watch it for jolly elves who make tasty looking dishes...
And HOT chefs who work for gods, like Erik Ripert.
Oh AND the food...the yummy food...(Jennifer cooked this one...I want to make it!)
And DUH! I mean, come ON...Tom is totally hot! And Padma is not your be-yotch, bitch!
I DEFINITELY do not watch Top Chef for douchebags....
Or men who talk about their balls constantly...
I do watch it for jolly elves who make tasty looking dishes...
And HOT chefs who work for gods, like Erik Ripert.
Oh AND the food...the yummy food...(Jennifer cooked this one...I want to make it!)
And DUH! I mean, come ON...Tom is totally hot! And Padma is not your be-yotch, bitch!
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I'm SO glad that someone else hates the douchebag as much as I do- ugh!
He's so gross- if he wins like Josea the douchbag from last season did, I can't watch anymore.
I love how he took credit for their team dish this week, even though he doesn't have an original idea in his hair gel-coated pea brain.
He looks like the kind of guy who likes to roofie sorority girls at sports bars.
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