Mom, Boo, Gramps and Grandma walk into a Country Kitchen to have brunch.
B: I want a quarter to play!!! (pointing at the Toy "Hook" Game")
Gramps: I don't have any...
Grandma: Maybe after we eat Grandma can find you a quarter.
M: Mom said "NO."
B: *instant fake waterworks*
Grandma: Here, you can have some gum. Grandma bought you gum.
Yes, Grandma decides to give Boo all her gum instead of let her be upset for about thirty seconds. Seriously once we sat down with crayons she would have totally forgotten about it.
Sitting at the table with menus...the family works out what to order:
M: Do you want french toast, pancakes...
B: *eyes chocolate chips* PANCAKES! Chocolate pancakes.
M: Okay then.
Order arrives and Boo has now DROWN the pancakes in syrup:
B: I WANT FRENCH TOAST!!!
M: You had that option...
Grandma: ...here, have one of Grandma's.
Seriously? Who IS this woman? ; )
p.s. I love my mommy.