She pulled out the bag from under her pillow and said,
"I saw someone BIG come into my room and then go back to bed. I am going to tell all my friends that the Tooth Fairy is MOM."
"Honey, I don't know what you are talking about. I was sleeping. The Tooth Fairy came."
"Then it was DADDY."
"No, you must be mistaken."
Stomps up out of bed and throws the ziplock at me..."YOU ARE A LIAR! I don't want your money. You keep it - YOU pulled out the tooth anyway."
The morning was shot.
I tried to redirect, but I kept getting "The Glare".
I like it better when I get The Smile.
Maybe she will have a better day at school.
It is "CHEESEY Macaroni & Cheese" day.