Friday, January 17, 2014

NEWS FLASH! You live in Minnesota. It is cold.

Get OVER it already.

It is f-ing cold here.

Like I made a joke last week on @twitter about Princess Lea and Hoth cold.

This week two people have told me they are "ready for spring" and it is "so COLD today."

Both times neither person was wearing a hat, coat, mittens, or appropriate clothing of any type to wear as you are going out of doors in Minnesota in January.


I was wearing a full length down alternative coat, mittens, hat, and scarf and I was still a bit chilled.

They are morons.

Or whores.

The end.

2 comments:

Ginny Marie said...

I have totally wanted to rip people on Facebook who say they are ready for winter to be over. It's January in Chicago! Whaddaya expect? Thanks for saying it for me!

Slamdunk said...

Oh gosh.

I would add to the list dads who are pulling little kids around the backyard in sleds for endless hours. The heat generated from me being a sled dog drives the cold away.

 
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