I have a belief that my dear Boo Boo La La is, at her core, permafrost.
I will list the evidence:
1. She was born in January.
2. This morning I asked her to put on the preselected shirt and shorts at 7:16 am.
3. At 7:23 am she was only partially undressed and took a potty break.
4. At 7:28 am when I went downstairs, she was still getting dressed.
5. It was a TSHIRT AND SHORTS!
It is the only explanation for her glacial pace.