Thursday, December 18, 2008

Okay, now that you want to string me up by my toenails, let me explain.

I love to EAT bacon, I hate the smell in the house after it is gone.
I love carmelized onions on a steak - I HATE the smell on my hands for three days or more.
I ADORE any kind of fish - but if the house smells after my hubby fries up some Walleye.


and that is why I tell you now that I will NEVER, EVER, EVER, ever in a million years, love you if you smell like a three day old Whopper.

If you must, it is only $3.99


themom said...

I can totally appreciate the "drawbacks." Love to eat 'em - hate the lingering smells.

Chris H said...

YOu have got to be joking!!! A perfum that smells like a bloody burger! That is gross, totally nasty! No thanks! even if it is only $3.99!!!

Ann(ie) said...

ug. My husband told me he'd like an air freshener that smelled like bacon once. ?????? ew. EW!

yurasi said...

Oh my gosh. I just read an article on that this morning. Someone commented that it smells like a GI Joe figurine set on fire. I'm sure it makes the ladies holla.

Perhaps the better idea would be to make a meat flavored parfum for desperate women to wear...they can troll the bars smelling like a chunk of flame grilled goodness. Seems like a better marketing tactic, since rare is the woman that would be attracted to a man smelling like beef products.

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