The one where I steal GOOP from Gwyneth.

It's time to dump your dull duds & sassafras your wardrobe!

Supah and I just handed you a big, phat (and very phake)
VISA gift card* with your name all over it.

Now, go spend it ... in the first evah,

All About MEme Shopping Spree-Spree!

Shop 'til you Drop and buy - you guessed it - FIVE new items of clothing, accessories, shoes ... something you put on your hot little bod! Tell us what you "bought" in words, photos, links, ... you decide.


"It doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there! "

*Just clarifying - for legal purposes and what-not - that the aforementioned gift card is not real. Please do not send your credit card bills to either MommyBrain or SupahMommy. We're just as dough-challenged and cash-strapped as the next SAHM ;) But please feel free to spend on this spree as if it were someone else's money ... just not ours ... for shizzle.

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Sue ME girls, I could not keep it to five because:

(give me everything below please, damn you Goop!)

- I am a raving online window-shop-aholic. I seek out cool and trendy stuff and then try to find it cheap online or in real-life. I cut stuff out of magazines and keep a folder of...

IF I WON POWERBALL HERE ARE THE CLOTHES I WOULD BUY!!

Seriously, my window-shop-aholic disease is CRAZY. But, does not cost me anything but a few hours surfing and magazine subscriptions.

Gwyneth Paltrow made it WORSE with her damn post about her Uniform...because it is EXACTLY what I would want for myself if I were:

a) that thin

b) that rich

Damn her cute trouser jeans and coat - except THIS look I have in a different color - dark trouser jeans and a recent find (Saturday at Marshall's for a blessed shopping day without Boo Boo La la) deep turquoise "Live A Little" jacket...LOVE IT! at 18.99!!

Ah - CASHMERE TRENCH AND RIDING BOOTS? Thank you, I will take it...

These booties seriously are calling for Mommy Lisa's feet.

Uh- HELLO! This is a perfect, "I am so rich that I sit on the board of your charity and can show up looking all 'artsy-cool' and no one will say sh++ to me about it. I am THAT fabulous."

Now the cat is out of the bag why there are abandoned shopping carts all over the internet. Mommy Lisa is to blame - sorry marketing people trying to up your surf-to-purchase ratio - when I win Powerball I will help fix that. ;)