...You might be a redneck.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Thursday was a lot of things for our little family....

Well, it was coupon day at Costco and T-Bone had his first night of league golf - A WEEK TOO EARLY FOR ME - and so I had to pick up Boo Boo La La from daycare. 
Which means I have to leave work early - a curse and a blessing.
I love going to Costco on the first day of the coupon because then I am sure they have everything...and Boo Boo loves their cheese pizza, churros and berry smoothies...so we all win. 

Read: Mommy does not need to cook, YEAH!
or as Boo Boo does it with a fist pump and a YESSSSSS! quietly, but forcefully.

Several months ago Boo Boo noticed a sign outside of Costco and asked,

Mama, what does that sign say.
No guns allowed in Costco.
NO GUNS in Costco?  You can't SHOOT in Costco?
No.  No guns allowd.

She seemed to take that now as a fact.  Fast Forward to Thursday as we are walking into Costco.

Mama, no guns allowed in Costco.  You can't shoot PEOPLE in Costco.
Uh, yeah.
But, you can shoot SQUIRRELS outside of Costco, just not inside Costco. (you realize this is all said at four-year-old volume.)
Right.  No shooting.
Yup, you can shoot SQUIRRELS outside of Costco though.  Just not IN Costco.
Okay.... (I notice some lady giving ME Maude Face...sigh) Here Boo Boo, give the man Mama's card.
Yessssss! (and a fist pump)

End scene.


Anonymous said...

PRICELESS....(said with a fist pump)

happy weekend

Marla said...

You need to visit Oklahoma. It will all make sense then. LOL

Michelle@DomesticationoftheSingleGirl said...



I feel ya.

The State Highway leading to my place has a few 'Tractor Crossing' signs, complete with illustrations.

And yes...It's normal to see an old guy ridin his tractor to the liquor store.

Oh my.

PS. I ♥ 4 year olds for their awesomeness.

Raising Z and Lil C said...

Oh I am crying over here....too funny! I can just picture boo boo in the costco parking lot chowing on a churro while shooting squirrels :)

Mnmom said...

Fabulous! Wonder how she worked squirrels into the conversation.

My favorite sign outside stores is "No pet, excepts seeing eye dogs". Now I ask, who's gonna see that sign?

Cathy said...

Hilarious...I wonder if BooBoo was talking to the little girl I overheard at the Science Museum?! (see my last post for this to make sense)

TLF said...

LMFAO.. Nuff said.

Unknown said...

Nothing like a four year old to embarrass the heck outta ya... but we all got a good laugh out of it! :-)

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