I lied like a rug.
I was so untruthful with you all that I feel the need to shower.
Really, it is HORRIBLE what I have told you - and how wrong it was to do that to you.
You see, in reality.
What I really need to get off my chest is that....
I want THIS for Valentine's Day.
I feel shame.
What? I got a enamel dutch oven for Christmas last year. Why not?
|Hello Big, Deep, Dark and Handsome.|