The Mom is a Quack Up!

This reminded me of Howard the Duck...


Even Leah Thompson likes sex with ducks!

Pop Culture Friday - ripping off a Monkey, don't fling poo!

If you were a member of Alpha Omicron Pi in the mid-90's you know that about -eh, whatta think Merck? Four times a week? - Sixteen Candles was the VHS tape we almost never took out of our VCR - yes, yes, yes, VCR's. Remember them?

Well, Dr. Monkey came up with a Friday blog where you talk about movies you quote a lot. (He said "cool" or unusual, but...)

We quoted Sixteen Candles

A LOT!What's happenin' hot stuff?

Fred, I think she's gotten her boobies. And they are just so PERKY!

I just got felt up by my grandmother.

I gotta sleep under some guy named after a duck's dork!

Sofa city sweetheart.

I have a dance to go to at school. We're being graded on it for gym.

Okay, I'll be a dumbass.

Mike is a dork.

I predict she and I will interface.

I think I felt it on my leg -

Fresh breath is a priority in my life.

Uhhh-h000, don't hit anything!

I think black and white would really capture the moment.

Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

Your outside of my church... You own a church?

Howard, I think your Chinaman's dead.

Oh, you watch your language Mr. Potty-mouth!~

She at the church gettin' malllied to oily bohunk.

And of course the scene in every girl's heart when she tells a boy,

"Thanks for coming to get me."

Enjoy my lovely John Hughes fans - enjoy!

p.s. yes i KNOW i was a sorority girl. please don't judge. ;)

lazy blog

Ja vi elsker...

Beware - Norwegian spoken ahead...ask if you dare!!!

I lived in Norway, or Norge for those who can spakke Norsk!

Today is Norwegian Constitution Day, Syttende Mai - The 17th of May. And the picture above pretty much sums up the Norwegian spirit. They love the outdoors and doing crazy things!

In fact I was Russ in Norge - and played along with all the fun stuff that Russ do.

Ja, jeg spang nakken midt i byen! Nancy var med meg....hee hee.

You make me wanna get up and scream...

Remember when I saw the goats in a car on 35E just outside Downtown St. Paul??

Well, this morning along the road I live on a FOX jumped out and ran across the road and down the alley about 3 blocks from my house!!

But before I could get to work and blog about it the phone rang and it was my brother.

Have you checked your email?

No, I am at the doctor.

Oh, MY GOSH! Remember when you saw those goats? Well, I one upped you!

I had COWS in my front yard.

Yes, moo-moo, cows. In his yard.

Dude, you live in BF-Egypt! Of course there are COWS!!!!! ;) it is still an (wait for it) awesome story.

did you see that? I used AWESOME.

Thanks Dad!

My Dad was raised in a very tiny town on the border of Minnesota and Iowa.

He still has lots of relatives there - all OLD! Sorry Dad, your relatives are old...not you. ;)

One sent this to my Daddy and he forwarded to me, and others, yesterday.

Did I mention I love my Dad?

I could have danced all night...

Remember I said - MIND YOUR MANNERS AT THE GYM! Huh, remember, huh?

Well, I think Angela Davis or someone at 'CCO I friended on Facebook stole my idea...but then they had that idiot Kerry McNally do the story - be prepared, he is a doofus.

Basically - they had none of my tips. sigh. I guess I am the only one that knows what is really going on in the gym - it is obvious Coach T is too busy staring at cute girls.

BTW, Bruce was excellent! I heard he was good live, but it is in my top three concerts ever.

That is saying something. Here is the set list and summary ripped off from http://www.backstreets.com/:

May 11 / Xcel Energy Center / St. Paul, MN

Notes: Springsteen and the E Street Band's third performance at this venue in a year and a half. Jay Weinberg starts the night, drumming from "Badlands" through "Raise Your Hand" on very much a "Night A" setlist. Max returns to the kit after Bruce asks, "Is the old man in the house?"

Things shake up a bit in the sign request section, of course. First up is the big rarity of the night, as Springsteen takes a sign asking for "Twist & Shout" or "Good Lovin'" and opts for the road less traveled. "We've never played this before, ever," said Bruce, as the band took a moment to work out the arrangement. ("Charlie's got the solo.") This one had to make Stevie happy, having inducted the Rascals into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1997 (getting "discovered" for the role of Silvio Dante in the process), and played with the band's Dino Danelli and Felix Cavaliere in his own Disciples of Soul. It certainly made the crowd happy, too -- the place went nuts.

Requests for "Prove It All Night" and "The E Street Shuffle" followed, the latter a more pop-inflected version than the bluesy performances previously on this tour (and a bit messy, too). Several kids got a chance to sing on "Sunny Day," Bruce quipping, "This is child abuse!" After "The Promised Land," an audible, with "The Wrestler" replaced by a sultry "I'm on Fire." Bruce's "moment" with a woman in the crowd clearly sends her to the moon, and captured on the big screen, it gives the whole place a good laugh.

In the encore, they follow "American Land" with "Bobby Jean" and one more sign request, "Rosalita," to dance the night away.

Setlist:

Badlands (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Radio Nowhere (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Outlaw Pete (w/ Jay Weinberg) - this was cool and I usually hate is whiney-man stuff, apparently the Boss must be seen LIVE.

No Surrender (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Out in the Street (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Working on a Dream (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Seeds (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Johnny 99 (w/ Jay Weinberg)

The Ghost of Tom Joad (w/ Jay Weinberg) - again, not a favorite until I heard it live.

Raise Your Hand (w/ Jay Weinberg)

Good Lovin'

Prove It All Night

The E Street Shuffle

Waitin' on a Sunny Day

The Promised Land

I'm on Fire - hubby pointed out it was the only "Born in the USA" tune, but his fave.

Kingdom of Days

Lonesome Day

The Rising

Born to Run

***ENCORE* * *

Hard Times

Tenth Avenue Freeze-out

Land of Hope and Dreams

American Land

Bobby Jean

Rosalita - Bill & Carol asked if Rosalita could come out and play tonight?

Talk amongst yourselves...

I am going to Springsteen tonight...yes, I sometimes say he is "Whiney Man-Music".

HOWEVER, I hear he rocks live so I am going...

so the topic to discuss amongst yourselves is this...

There is a woman I work with who does not watch television. She does not own a television. She has no kids either, but I digress. She gets all her news from the INTERNET - she says that "Television journalism does not allow you to get the facts, it is clouded by opinion."

What do you think about that?

up late at night you see the biggest tools...

I was up EARLY Thursday morning, like 4am, so I went downstairs and turned on the television.

This informercial was on:

Uh, yeah. GROSS!!!!

Yes ED is a problem, but I do not want to watch grandpa talking about his pee-pee pump on the television, do you?

AND this thing is subsidized by MEDICARE???

But the next infomercial hosted another tool:

He may be funny, but he is hawking old videos with Martha Quinn?

lame. both of them.

Pop Culture Re-work**

** publisher's note, I felt free to improvise on 'pop-culture'

A fellow blogger posed the question who gets a lifetime pass from you no matter what they do?

Okay, so who is it for me?

Do I always forgive Matthew McConaughey because he is HOT! Even if he did do a movie with SJP - whom I despise - oh I love me some Carrie Bradshaw, but SJP is just stupid. ;)

Do I always forgive Obama, because....well, just because?

Nope - it is this little lady. She gets all the love no matter what.

Hubs, your right behind her - trust me.

LOVE YA'LL!