How to keep your friends from wanting a baby,

Too Lazy! Just like me...

Gentle-Ian's Monday Minute for July 12, 2010

1. Can you burp the ABC's?

Nope, never tried though.


2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times?

No - I see stopping as an excuse to enjoy the countryside I am driving through.  Howdy folks!  ;)
3. Would you rather...run your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?

Umm.  Neither.  But if I have to choose I would put my tongue in a strangers nostril - except I get to pick the stranger!
4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it? 

No I would not.  I had the opportunity to "calculate" my death using a formula in college from Emanuel Swedenborg and I chose NOT to participte.  Self-fulfilling prophecy and all that...

5. Which one song describes your sex life best?
 
Heh heh.
 

A picture of the fun.

We are camping.  Enjoy your day!

Out Visiting!

Come visiting with me today and then follow Michelle - she is super cool.  :)

and a very good driver.

My worst nightmare...

So for nine months I ate organic and pared down the caffiene and worked out and slept and rubbed my belly with lotion and talked to my belly and everything...

Then tonight it happened.

My daughter came RUSHING to see something I was telling her about and she had a toothbrush in her mouth and she
F
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AND I GASPED

And she was fine.  She fell on the ball she tripped over with her belly and it prevented the TOOTHBRUSH that was in her mouth from ramming down her throat and really hurting her.

I feel so overwhelmed and blessed and phreaked out and happy all at the same time.

Mom's have a hard job.

Go Directly to Jail...Do Not Pass Go!

I guest posted today.  Enjoy!

See you on the flipside!

Stick 'Em Up Chevy! Hand over the tickets and no one...

Again, check it out at http://www.teamchevytestdrive.com/ - find Minneapolis Lilith Fair Test Drive

for more details.

Genevieve Gorder? Perhaps...

When I came home from San Diego the "vignette" I had in my bay window was altered a bit...

Boo Boo was so proud, "Look Mama, I designed this for you!"

It was really cute.  She had linked the two chickens I have bought...I am picky on my chickens...they looked sweet with all her "jewels" around them. 

On Thursday we were driving down our street and my now "addicted" child said, "STOP!  There is a garage sale!" and so we did stop and look around and Boo Boo found the PERFECT item to complete her display...

And Mommy got it for the bargin price of $2!

Do you think she will be the next Genevieve Gorder?

Update on Mission Monkey - Winners being announced today & next week!

Ian at The Daily Dose of Reality has started the Mission.  A Mission for a Monkey - to help a small child and her family that have had a big huge bucket of cold hard cancer dumped on them.

It is amazing that we raised over $3000 for Monkey's Family - and they are paying it forward as well.  If you had not heard Monkey is doing well - and now Ian has begun announcing the winners!!!
Click on The Daily Dose of Reality for more details! 

In case you forgot some of the cool stuff that you could win!!!  Remember to buy stuff from these Etsy Sellers, thank them!

ECO-friendly Wool Dryer Balls from Farm Fresh Fiber

A GORGEOUS

Retro and Fun Tuxedo inspired Peasant Top with the added Boutique Mia touch; it can be a vintage button, a little bow or just a little surprise.
[ SIZING ]
Size 4/5

From Boutique Mia!  She makes adult clothing too!

 Boo Boo Approved!

AND THE AWESOME STEVEN ANTHONY

donated this lovely piece from his shop!

he has a cool blog too!

Thanks Everybody!  and remember...this could be your child.